1.
"Life
is
short,
smile
while
you
still
have
teeth.
"
】
2.
"Not
all
who
wander
are
lost,
some
are
just
looking
for
cute
coffee
shops.
"
】
3.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
a
coffee
person.
"
】
4.
"I
may
be
a
hot
mess,
but
at
least
I'm
a
cute
one.
"
】
5.
"Good
shoes
take
you
good
places
(especially
if
they're
heels).
"
】
6.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right.
"
】
7.
"I'm
not
bossy,
I'm
the
boss.
"
】
8.
"I
have
a
personality
you
can't
handle.
"
】
9.
"I'm
not
perfect,
but
my
eyeliner
is.
"
】
10.
"Life
is
tough,
but
so
am
I.
"
】
11.
"I
have
a
degree
in
sarcasm.
"
】
12.
"Don't
hate
me
because
I'm
fabulous.
"
】
13.
"I
don't
sweat,
I
sparkle.
"
】
14.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome.
"
】
15.
"I
never
make
the
same
mistake
twice.
I
make
it
five
or
six
times,
just
to
be
sure.
"
】
16.
"My
hobbies
include
eating
and
complaining
about
being
fat.
"
】
17.
"I
may
be
a
handful,
but
at
least
you'll
have
two
hands
to
hold.
"
】
18.
"I'm
a
cupcake
in
a
world
of
muffins.
"
】
19.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy.
"
】
20.
"I'm
not
weird,
I'm
just
limited
edition.
"
】
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