1.
Find
your
inner
pizza
and
embrace
it,
carbs
are
life!
【#FoodieForever】
2.
The
only
exercise
I
get
is
running
late,
but
hey,
at
least
I'm
always
on
time
【#Punctuality101】
3.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
opinion.
.
.
with
loud
hand
gestures
【#OpinionsMatter】
4.
When
life
gives
you
lemons,
just
add
vodka
and
make
lemon
drop
cocktails
【#HappyHour】
5.
I
don't
always
take
selfies,
but
when
I
do,
I
make
sure
my
cat
is
in
the
photo
too
【#CrazyCatLady】
6.
My
to-do
list
is
basically
just
a
list
of
things
I'm
going
to
procrastinate
【#ProcrastinationStation】
7.
I
may
be
a
disaster
in
the
kitchen,
but
at
least
I'm
good
at
ordering
takeout
【#CookingDisasters】
8.
Why
do
we
say
"cheese"
when
taking
photos?
Is
it
because
it's
impossible
to
frown
while
saying
it?
【#SayCheese】
9.
Some
may
call
me
lazy,
I
prefer
the
term
"efficient
with
my
energy"
【#LazyDayVibes】
10.
I
believe
in
karma,
that's
why
every
time
I
eat
a
cookie
without
sharing,
I
have
to
do
a
good
deed
【#KarmaPolice】
11.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
opinion.
.
.
in
all
caps
and
exclamation
marks
【#PassionateDebater】
12.
I
may
look
like
I
have
my
life
together,
but
in
reality,
I
can't
remember
the
last
time
I
washed
my
hair
【#HotMessExpress】
13.
I
think
my
spirit
animal
is
a
sloth,
we
have
a
lot
in
common
【#SlothGoals】
14.
I've
been
told
I
have
a
resting
"don't
talk
to
me"
face,
but
it's
just
because
I'm
always
lost
in
thought
【#RBFProblems】
15.
The
only
thing
I'm
good
at
multitasking
is
eating
and
watching
Netflix
at
the
same
time
【#NetflixAndChill】
16.
I'm
not
allergic
to
exercise,
I'm
just
allergic
to
breaking
a
sweat
【#ExerciseIsOverrated】
17.
Sometimes
my
sarcasm
gets
me
in
trouble,
but
most
of
the
time
it
just
gets
me
more
followers
on
Twitter
【#SarcasmIsMySuperpower】
18.
My
New
Year's
resolution
was
to
get
in
shape,
but
round
is
a
shape,
right?
【#FitnessGoals】
19.
I
don't
suffer
from
insanity,
I
enjoy
every
minute
of
it
【#CrazyInAFunWay】
20.
I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
Mondays,
mostly
hate,
but
coffee
helps
【#MondayBlues】
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